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casperghosty · 2 years ago

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"You don't Jumpstart my wife, without my expressed permission"- Rhett Mclaughlin 2023

"I swooped in for the rescue"- L

so... does this mean Link could Jumpstart her, but only with permission? Like Rhett...is okay with Link "Jumpstarting" his wife? but with his permission of course

okay cool,cool, cool good to know, alright guys yeah... yeah, that's- that's nice to know... mhmmm okay... thanks for the info

#rhink #those two #i wonder if they ever actually talked about it #they wanna cuck it up so bad #just do it boys #yall need to bone #they can't stop with the cuckolding/poly jokes #they wanna jumpstart each other's wives so bad #rhett x link #rhett you realt had to go there huh #oh boy those two are frustrating #stevies laugh is like music to my ears #i swooped in for the rescue #i love him

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sexysilverstrider · 9 months ago

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can you two not argue for 5 seconds

#is tht why akari n rei are here #to pacify u to just in case it got ugly #yall need to bone #fafar plays pokemon masters

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Happy 1 year anniversary to FNAF ruin!!

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daftmooncretin · 11 months ago

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#saw this done with the aos gang and i was like we need deforest here rn #its been sitting in the camera roll since march so here yall go #star trek tos #spirk #star trek #spock #jim kirk #tos #spones #bones mccoy #dr mccoy

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hobbithabits · 9 months ago

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Yall know the scene in those ‘coming of age’ movies, where the family is having dinner, and the dad points out that new boy to his daughter with the subtly of a freight train. And he says something about him being a good kid, that he’s talented, and then ends with something that directly aligns with what the daughter likes?

Yes. That’s concept, but it’s dinner with Spock and his parents. And Sarek is under the impression that Spock is with Kirk (not wrong), and is trying to convince him that the doctor is a better option(wrong, because he’s also dating McCoy)

“Doctor McCoy is very talented. He’s recived awards for his work I’ve heard.”

“Yes father, he excelled as a doctor before he had joined starfleet as well.”

“He also saved my life, and your own countless times”

“Yes, as was his duty as Chief Medical Officer of the Enterprise”

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“I noticed as well, that he has incredibly skilled hands.”

“Father I do not wish to-“

#Amanda knows everything already so she’s holding back a smile behind her glass while Spock fumbles #McCoy literally held Spock’s soul and returned it back to his body I think he wins the ‘does your dad like me’ competition #also I love the beta canon (comics) that McCoy is telepathically sensitive so he gets even more points for that #this is mcspirk territory of course #but there’s always a lack of ‘Mc’ in there so I needed to stir in some flavor for yall #star trek #star trek tos #spock #mcspirk #spones #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #s'chn t'gai sarek

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toytulini · 1 year ago

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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teethchomp · 7 months ago

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Dibujo TomTord/draw TomTord

#on it boss 🫡#OK BUT HAVE YALL READ THE TOMTORD FIC ON AO3 CALLED OF FLESH AND BONE #its so good so far like i need more chapters NOW #definitely got me back into this fandom #my art #teeth art #tomtord #ew tord #ew tom #eddsworld

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dustykneed · 7 months ago

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WOMEN 😩

oh ABSOLUTELY.

(based on this f!bones dedicated to @muirmarie in spirit :3333 🩵💙💛)

#star trek #star trek fanart #star trek tos #star trek the original series #fem!trek au #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #mckirk #spones #mckirk fanart #spock #jim kirk #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #let's go lesbians #ugh im eepy ..... if you see any errors in the notes app scribble no you dont (lie) (i did it as quickly as possible bc tired lol)#btw muir if you're reading this know that all of this is dedicated to you in my heart <333333333 #uhhh in terms of context.... maybe a farm planet or something? with a western thing goin on?#look i have a desperate need to see 1. f!jim in nightie and 2. f!spock in sheriff apparel. and also lady bones in overalls obviously #ok night night now hope yalls day treats ya kindly !!!!!#fun fact the bones illustration has been sitting in my finished folder for MONTHS lol #love when adhd. but i was determined to give it the mcspirk bonus i intended and i did it yayyy

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skeletal-butterflyy · 7 months ago

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Mike loves taking care of people. He loved taking of el in season one, and he loved taking care of will in season two, he loves feeling needed. He desperately wants to be the knight(paladin) that will sees him as. Mike and el love each other but not the way that mike and will do. Mike was only able to say he loves el because will told him that “el” would always need him no matter what:

Mike even says that he knows el doesn’t need him and that’s why they’re having problems. It isn’t mikes monologue that gets her out of Vecna’s vines, it’s max. We even see it in the last scene of s4 where el is separated from the rest of the group. She’s become independent, doesn’t need just mike, as a romantic interest, she’s not a damsel in distress. What she does need is the support of her friends and family.

You know who does need mike though? Will! He makes it clear through the painting and his monologue in the van scene, and we see how happy this makes mike, to know he really is needed. That’s why byler works.

#this is so incoherent and there’s so many holes in what i’m saying #can you tell i’m trying so hard not to say anything bad abt milkvan #I don’t hate the ship it’s just clear what theyre trying to do with this #we see that wills always had his platonic relationships but what he really needs in the end is mike (his romantic interest)#and that el has always had mike(the romantic interest) and what she needs in the end is her platonic relationships #duffers love subverting tropes and the shy tortured gay kid not dying and ending up with his love interest will be the perfect example #again incoherent but whatevs #byler #byler endgame #byler proof #byler s5 #byler evidence #byler nation #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things #st5 #st5 speculation #milkvan is bones #william byers #michael wheeler #stranger things 5 #don’t come for me yall it’s 2 am and i don’t make sense 🙏🙏🙏🙏#mike x will #miwi #cleradin

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stealingyourbones · 6 months ago

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recently watched a handful of episodes of Supernatural and im kinda impressed with Dean's steadfast belief that all monsters are monsters and can't be redeemed.

With that in mind... there could be some VERY angsty Danny Phantom crossovers with that as the main premise

#this has deff been done before somewhere #dpxsu #bones prompts #they wouldn't care that Danny is a kid. a monster is a monster and they MIGHT later do bad things so might as well kill them now #like thats the premise of so many episodes. They'd kill danny with only one small second thought #bone tangent time bc Supernatural is bonkers. These boys need a MIB mind wipe plus therapy if they ever wanna be mentally ok ever again #also reading fics and seeing gifs with the winchesters being sweet and sarcastic and shit was jarring #because after a few episodes you very quickly realize that the Winchesters Arent Good People.#Dean has enough red flags he should be bound with caution tape. the guy is a Grade A Asshole. Absolutely no idea how he gets women. Genuine #and oH MAN i thought yall were underselling just how needlessly dramatic everything is bc its very soap opera esque but YALL WERENT LYING #im certainly not gonna watch the whole show. I'd much rather read Constantine comics. he's better and knows he's a bastard #none the less it was a very fun show! It's neat seeing technically the good guys save the world. they certainly aren't Good Guys tho

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spinjitsuburst · 1 year ago

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good. morning.

#i'm buzzing with adrenaline i need to finish this fic before i go insane #what the fuck what the FUCK #i can't believe chapter six contained everything from jay getting the rib bone to.....#um #that #how the fuck did all that fit in one chapter #I WAS SKIPPING AROUND TOO CUZ I DIDNT WANNA READ THE DETAILED PARTS OF THINGS #WHAT THE FUCK!!#IT WAS SO MUCH #im in shambles I WANT JAY TO GET RESCUED SO BADLY NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO DESPERATE TO GET TO THE COMFORT ASPECT OF A WHUMP FIC #NOT EVEN WITH WYTYAA NOT EVEN WITH RIGHTS OF A NINDROID NOT EVEN WITH LFLS FROM ROTTMNT hi glitch youre probably not gonna see this I'M SO #HOOOOOO #lies down on the floor #im a wreck yall #on the bright side i was worried nadakhan would show up in my dreams given how late i was reading and was not thrilled about that but inste #d i dreamed that i worked at walmart????#so thats something #im a mess guys im such a mess help #spinjitsu screams #spinjitsu reads

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flufflecat · 12 days ago

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back to sketching more bill fashion designs ⚠️

#gravity falls #bill cipher #costume design #so this one would be Complex #its highly inspired by the ziegfeld follies. specifically all the costumes with the big wireframe headdresses and capes and such #the dress itself is inspired by a 1960s barbie dress thoughf djksla solo in the spotlight #i remembered it and was like hey that frill at the bottom hem is vaguely triangular. put it to print.#im not quite sure yet how id make the extra arms. some sort of strong wire attached... somehow to the dress #the attachment point could be hidden by the gold frills #might have to include some kind of boning in the dress as a counterbalance on the arms #and also learn how to sew a dress :/#the things dangling from the neckpiece are just little beaded strands with a tiny golden hand hanging at the end #oddly enough the giant lace neckpiece would be the easiest part of this design to make😭😭#next up: the monster bill design #that ones gonna be a sparkly red jumpsuit. think esmes skiing outfit from netflix asoue but with more teeth and tongues #fluffle art #fashion design #im getting serious about planning a fashion show with these designs now. im gonna buckle down at the start of december and research venues #if any of yall live in nyc and know how to play jazz percussion hmu jfkldsa #bc i WILL be playing trumpet in a live jazz band if i end up doing this show. and yes i will be wearing an eyeball costume while i play.#and i need a percussionist. and maybe a sax player. and possibly a bassist.

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sassyandclassy94 · 7 months ago

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The Boys in the Boat fandom is not ready for my Don fic🤩 you’re not. I’m tellin ya right now, you. Are. Not.

It’s a LIIIIIIITTLE longer than I originally planned on, 6,000+ words and counting BUT, my hopes are that y’all will love it regardless of how long it is! It’s basically romance with a little bit of angst if you squint your peepers real tight but agh!! I’m so excited about it!! I’m even thinking about making it a lil series😏 a series of Don oneshots y’know? His first date, cute little random dates in between, their deep little talks, his proposal, his wedding, you name it! All snuggled into a little series of oneshots🤗

And for the Bobby fans: you’re gonna love it too!! (I hope!!) It BEGINS with Bobby, it has a little mention of Bobby in the middle, and then it ENDS with Bobby. Why? Because it wouldn’t be a TBitB fanfic without our very own favorite lil coxswain😉 Plus I’m a people pleaser and try to keep everyone happy, eheh! Buuuut we won’t talk about that right now

Oh yeah, and I am *very* close to being done with it. Like, as in, should be posed by tomorrow night kinda close😏